I sit on the couch, watching the news on TV that keeps repeating, stupidly. It's not even interesting, no matter what position I watch. In the comments phase, I am amused, so to speak, by the bias of everyone, depending on who pays them
I don't know, from this point of view, I would really like to see our Romanians imitating those from overseas. There, it's clear - Democrats and Republicans, each with their own, but in sight! ...
The phone is ringing. A number displayed, but which has nothing to do with my agenda. Who knows who else offers me a trip, or a product, something ... Bored, however, I make the gesture and accept the call.
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From the other end I hear:
- Hi!
Being a clearly feminine voice, I answer, in my usual style:
- Yes, the kiss!
The pause is a bit long, but in the end, the voice is heard again:
- Hm ... please don't close ... I'm ... Alice ...
I just ended my accounts with Valentina, her friend and ... crazy ... partner yesterday.
I'm short, or, let's say, concise:
- I'm listening to you.
- You know, no matter how resentful you are, je ne suis pas Valentina! ...
There's a break again. What can I do, I also say something, so as not to be silent:
- Yes and?
It is downright steep:
- I want to see you for a coffee.
- Alice ...
I can't say anything else, because he interrupts me:
"It has nothing to do with Valentina, I swear to you!"
I think, quickly:
- Wow?!? So where do you get my number from?!?
The answer comes too quickly to be honest:
- From the boss's diary ... if he catches me, I'm burned! ...
I suddenly remember a verse by Minulescu: "I am given everything" ... I ask:
"And now, where are you calling me from?"
"From the office, but from my cell phone." You can save the number. You can find me anytime ...
I'm a little distracted:
- And ... why would I look for you?!?
Take a break again, then:
- Come on, please, talk when we see each other over coffee. Please!
Hell, the kid is praying for me as if he knows what a tool I am! ...
No matter how "crappy" I am, I can't help but admit that I feel at least a little tickled in pride. As such, I answer:
- Okay, where and when?
- Today, at one, would it be OK?
Suddenly, I remember my wife, so I turn her around:
"Let me make some calls and I'll call you."
- Very well, thank you!
- Come on, kiss my hand!
- Good bye!
No, not like that! ... I can't abuse my wife! ... I call her. Reply:
"Tell me quickly what it is, I'm busy!"
- Get a cigarette and get out of the office!
- ... Wait a minute ...
You hear some rustling, doors stuff, then, ready:
- What is it? What happened?
I tell him about the phone call. The answer, I admit, amazes me:
- That's the top! ... Go and ... if you like, you can sleep with her! ... I'll let you, look! ... Damn it stupid!...
I can't help myself:
- Well, are you really serious?!?
- If you do it protected, I'm really serious! ... I'm really curious ...
Now, what should I do? I've already done it with Alice unprotected - here's an aspect I didn't tell my wife ... Now, already, it's in vain ...
As I think about it, my wife intervenes again:
- You know what? Don't do anything to him until he presents you with an up-to-date medical certificate! ...
- Woman, you ... are making fun of me! ...
- Not about you, but about her! ... And I want a picture, with the certificate, not with her! ... By the way, is she really that ugly?!?
I am sidelined:
- My dear, not that she is not ugly, she is really beautiful! ... In principle, she can have any man! ...
- Yes, good. And he found you! ...
- Honestly, I have no idea if it wasn't a fetish, something, or ... maybe he wants to "shoot" me with Valentina ...
I hear her smoking a cigarette, then she smokes:
- Go and see what he wants, because I have already become curious! ... Come on, I'm busy!
Hang up.
I let it drain for about two minutes to recover. I ended up sending my wife to whores! ...
Sun. According to the voice, Alice is sure:
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"Kiss me, little Frenchman!"
- Oh, bon jour - I mean, hello! ...
Now is the time, I say, to take care of her:
- Alice, look, in order to accept the meeting, one of the conditions is to spare me from franchising. I also know that we are francophone, but we have our words, regardless of origin ...
- Okay, okay, okay, excuse me! ... I'll take care! ...
We set up the meeting place, then end the conversation. He was about to throw me a `je t'e ..." that is corrected:
- I hug you!
- Bye, kiss!
I also have my "dwarfs" ... I just speak several foreign languages and I've lived, for a good part of my life, among foreigners, but that doesn't mean that I forgot my mother tongue, or that I started to crush it At the same time, I was really harsh with those I met making this gesture ...
But I hope someone doesn't think that I would totally agree with the exaggerations of the late Pruteanu ...
As I have no idea what her last name is, I save her in the phone book "Alice PZD". Whoever has an idea what it is like to write shorthand, will immediately understand what I am referring to ...
As I park, a scenario pops into my head. Alice comes with Valentina, or, "accidentally", Valentina also appears at one point. There are no baths, because I immediately get up and leave.
So as not to "hold your breath", I tell you, from the beginning, that such a thing does not happen.
I notice Alice in the immediate vicinity of the terrace entrance. He didn't come in, he's waiting for me. Instinctively, I pull out the phone and check the time. No, it's even four minutes until the scheduled time.
As I kiss her hand, Alice smiles at me:
- I arrived "terrible" early. I didn't calculate correctly. In fact, I don't know what traffic is today, because it's usually busier ...
"Do I understand that you come often?"
- It's about the only place in the area where you can burn a cigarette over coffee ...
- I understand ...
We sit down and, after ordering the coffees, ask her:
- Tell me, beautiful darling, why did you want to see us?
It is clear, obviously surprised by the question:
- God, but you're still straight! ...
"And ... what did you want?" On the tree, on the fence, through the neighbors?!? ...
He laughs as he pulls out a cigarette, and I, sir, congratulate him on the fire:
- In general, diplomats are like that, more subtle ...
I feel the need to get rid of evil:
- Not after they put their dick in you, beautiful!
He blushes, has a nervous reaction, but controls himself. He answers me, in a calm tone:
- In fact, you're right! ... I'm a whore and you treat me like that! ...
"Stop the nonsense!" You can be anything, but at least so far, I haven't noticed you being a whore!
She is confused:
- What do you mean?!?
- Simple, little chicken, whores are regulated for money! You, you bitch, which is something else entirely!
He starts laughing:
"What rigor!"
- Love, even the British, with all their poverty in expressions, still make the difference between whore and slut! ...
He laughs again:
- Come on ... that makes me feel like high school, in Romanian! ...
- You mean, at the Romanian language and literature class!
She frowned and grabbed my hand, her table, with her hands:
- Come on! ... Don't make a garage, because I didn't do anything wrong to you! ...
I know exactly what it means and I even realize that I don't have to slap, punch, kick Alice, because Valentina annoyed me ...
- Yes you are right. Excuse me, I will review my attitude ... By the way, see that if the mirobolanta appears, I get up and leave!
She looks at me, amazed:
- How, did you expect that?!?
- Can this be a scenario ...
Get drunk:
- I give you my word of honor, man, that's not why I wanted to see you! ...
I pause, then:
- Ok, I believe you.
I feel like she wants to tell me something and she thinks about how to formulate:
"Look, as you well know, when you left Venus, I was still asleep." You have no idea how tired I was. I did overtime, with some work, to get tired of my head! ...
- And who made you come?!? That you just have no obligation! ... I guess! ...
"The word given is the word!" Valentina and I are friends.
- I understand. Please continue.
- The point is - and please be sure I'm not lying to you - there are very few people who have found out from me what happened to me. In fact, like now, because I'm definitely blushing, every time I think about that episode in my life, I'm ashamed, scared and ... I shut myself in, I inhibit myself ...
He pauses, sipping his coffee. He takes out another cigarette and waits for me to light it, then continues:
- I don't know, but the fact that I was able to confess to you, seeing you for the second time in my life, makes me believe that ... you are special, or that ... there is a certain kind of compatibility between us, which I can not define ...
He pauses, pulling his cigarette:
- Do you understand anything? ... Am I, to some extent, consistent? ...
I need to think about how to answer:
- Alice, it just so happens that the man in front of you has had to deal with several rape victims in his life. I really want to tell you that ... what happened to you is less than what happened to others. If I tell you, you will tremble! ...
She has a really scared, terrified face:
- No, please! ... Even in movies, when there are rape scenes, I can't watch! ...
It's my turn to hold her hand:
"All right, love, I'm silent, like a fish!"
"Will you let me tell you more?"
- Please, I'm listening.
- ... Look, I want to ask you to disregard my friendship with Valentina and ... to continue the relationship, just us ...
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- Alice, do you know what I did yesterday?
He looked at me questioningly. Content:
"I told my wife about you."
It all turns red:
- Alas! ... And what came out?!? ... I hope she's not divorced! ...
Me, what to do? laugh:
- She even had fun, telling me that she's sure that ... no matter what I do, in the end - and here I quote - I'm still going back to my grandmother ...
He struggles to fall from his chair:
- But ... from what planet did your lady land?!? ...
I, laughing:
"I have no idea I found her on the ground, ready to land!"
- Fantastic! ... Incredible! ...
My laughter swells again:
- Let me tell you what I did today, after you called me! ...
Close your eyes:
"Don't tell me you told him I invited you over for coffee!"
"Exactly!"
He thinks for a while:
"Do I understand that he gave you permission to see me?"
- You guessed it!
- ... How can he trust a traitor so much?!? ...
- Moreover, if we use a condom, I'm allowed anything! ...
Alice already has breathing problems. I hope he doesn't have a stroke ... I take her hand again:
- Baby, it's been decades since we've been together. He knows who he married! ...
It can be seen that she is making an effort to calm down. It becomes spiritual:
- He thundered and gathered you! ...
I laugh, then, so that I don't owe him:
- You know, there is a Romanian word: "whore is a whore and wife, wife" ...
It can be seen that she becomes fierce:
- I think that if he cheated on me, I would take his eyes off him ...
I smile:
- Alice, the institution of divorce was invented, there is no need for vitriol, eyes removed, or scandal. It is much more civilized and more efficient! ...
- Doamneeeee! ... But how can he?!? ...
- Simple, Alice, she's a smart woman, with her head on her shoulders! ...
"I have nothing to say, take off your hat!"
I think the subject has been extended a bit too long, so ... cut "with scissors":
"Alice, though, I don't think my wife is the subject of our discussion ..."
"Let me come back!"
The phone rang - not mine, but hers. He looks at me and says:
- Excuse me, I have to answer. He's the boss.
There follows a conversation of up to five minutes in which Alice tells a colleague where, what and how to look, to give the barosan what he asks.
If it was all about her wonderful boss and, anyway, I became so ... intimate, I ask her, directly and without detours:
- Tell me, beautiful, with the boss ... something, something? ...
He laughs sincerely:
- I know it's unbelievable, but ... by no means! ...
I look, a little surprised. Also:
- He, only with six-year-old girls! ... I ... have expired a long time ago! ... See what beauties of girls come to his office! ...
I look at her blonde locks, at her beautiful blue eyes ... In fact, at her, whole, as a creature ... How can you not like this woman, so baked, at only thirty years old?!? ...
Suddenly, Alice asks me:
"Except today, when can you visit me?"
- When, coming to you, you present me with a medical certificate, up to date ...
She is amazed:
- Since I had unprotected sex, what's the point?!? ...
I laugh and answer:
"Not for me, but for my wife!"
She is amazed:
- What do you mean?!?
- She wants to be sure you're healthy! ...
He thinks, then:
- Isn't he making fun of me, or ... of us? ...
- You care?
- I think this is a kind of fight between us women ...
- Baby, not being a woman, I don't know and I'm not interested.
Finally, we quarrel a bit over the bill, but he gives in and lets me pay.
Leaving the terrace, I ask her:
"Honey, if we still met, would you come to me in the back seat?" I have smoky windows ...
He smiles at me, slyly:
- Be patient until I present your tests and ... no, not in the car, because I'm not a centurion! ...
- Sorry, you're calling me, I understand ...
I take her hand and kiss her, then we break up.
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