Sex dreams; they are amazing and can make you feel fantastic in the morning. However, we all know how weird they can get. They are made up of memories that you’d keep in the back of your brain.
With all of those fragments of thoughts floating inside your head, you could say that your dreams are like a box of chocolates; you don’t know which one would taste good and which one would taste bad.
On one night, you could have a dream about you and Emma Stone having a make-out session in a garden that’d be filled with pints of beer. On another night, you could have a dream about a fucking Tyrannosaurus Rex chasing after you in the Sahara Desert with a vibrator in his hand.
Before you ask me, no. I don’t have dreams of T-Rexes at night and no, I haven’t watched Jurassic Park enough times to try and dream about T-Rexes at night. However, with all of the crazy wet dreams that we’d have every now and again, it does make you wonder if any of the one’s you’ve recently had mean anything to you?
Having sex with an ex
Guys, we have people that we call ‘exes’ for a reason. We’ve encountered them, we’ve dated them, we’ve fallen in love with them and then we’ve fallen out of love with them. Therefore, when we would have sex dreams about kissing or ravaging an ex, it’s natural to wake up in the morning and think ‘what the fuck had just happened?’.
If you want me to put your worries to rest, no. Dreaming about sleeping with your ex-partner doesn’t mean that you want to get back with her. It could simply mean that you have some unfinished business with her. If you have a new partner and you’re still dreaming about your ex, it could mean that you have some internal fears that you don’t want to face.
You might be worried that the shit that messed up your last relationship might reoccur, I don’t know. Just pay close attention to these kinds of dreams if they’re still creeping up at night and try to remember how you’ve felt in those dreams.
A queer eye for the straight guy in your dream?
I like both men and women, but I have had reveries where I would actually refuse to get kinky with a guy and wanted to get dirty with another girl. This is a secret between you and me, but those are my favourite kinds of dreams!
However, if you are a heterosexual guy and you’ve recently had a dream about rubbing Charlie Hunnam’s cock or letting Ryan Gosling take you up the ass, don’t worry. You don’t subconsciously like men; you just have a good self-esteem.
Well, depending on how your homo dreams would play out, your subconscious could be showing you things that you love about yourself, or things about yourself that you want to love. If you’ve recently dreamed about having more than a bromance session with your best mate, it means that you’re jumping over a possible rift that you have had with him; it doesn’t mean that you want to fuck him.
Going to bed with the rich and famous
I don’t know how strange this sex dream would sound to you, because it was a very strange dream for me to experience.
In my reverie, I was being chased by a bunch of punks on quads in the middle of a desert in the state of Nevada, USA. One of the punks caught me and threw me into the back of a truck, where Shia LaBeouf was trapped inside too. All of a sudden, after looking at me for a couple of minutes, he threw himself on top of me, started to kiss me and began to put his hand down my pants.
I have no need or desire to get fucked by Shia Labeouf, but what that dream was telling me was that I wanted to have more fame, fortune, or recognition in my social circles.
The dreaded ‘cheating’ reveries
If you’ve ever had a dream about cheating on your partner or being cheated on, try to resist your urge to flip the kitchen table over in the morning. This is because these kinds of reveries are simply about anxieties, insecurities or guilt that you’re feeling within your relationship.
